Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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