it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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