remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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