Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Found the puke drawer
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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