Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
