i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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