I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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