sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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