I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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