I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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