It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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