So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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