You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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