I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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