It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
