I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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