Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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