Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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