Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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