And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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