I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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