her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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