its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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