the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
sarcasm needs its own font
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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