plz talk dirty to me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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