Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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