it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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