Duck Duck Cougar?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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