I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You may now shotgun with the bride
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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