No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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