After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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