butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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