He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm really busy with my period
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