Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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go home
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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