You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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