I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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