I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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