You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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