i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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