Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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