3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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