This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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