Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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