I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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