I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
