Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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