let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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