so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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