We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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