just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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