I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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