the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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