That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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