Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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