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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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