biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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