OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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