So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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