There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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