Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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